There’s a bloke I know
And he never lets me down
He’s a hard one
But he never lets me down
I know where he lives
And he could help you too
Take the drag out of bein’ stuck at school
He’s the life of every party
And the death of quite a few
He knows the ways of the broken hearted
He knows the ways of the broken hearted
There’s a bloke I know
And he never went to school
He’s a smart one
He never went to school
He knows where you are
And he could come to you
Take the drag out of feelin’ like a fool